in the flesh simon is the ultimate boyfriend material tbh date a guy who looks at you like that date a guy who won't kill you even though his extremist friends tell him to date a zombie date simon monroe i don't give him enough credit for being such a good bae
"Everyone wants to be black until it’s time to be black."
You should probably take a nap somewhere in there.
BREAKING: white indie band member is a pretentious douchebag. in other news, water still wet, pope still catholic.
but now much you wanna bet that pics of them getting milk from mcdonalds will start circulating. imagine the racist comments. like imagine
breaking windows to steal the milk, even if used to clear the tear gas out of their eyes, is wrong.
we have reached peak cracker